he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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