I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
