Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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