I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.