yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Hippo gnu deer
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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