And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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