if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i came on her dog
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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