dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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