he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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