Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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