Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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