Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Four minutes until I can fart!
my shit smells like andre
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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