Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
