Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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