So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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