So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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