Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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