woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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