D3 body, D1 cock
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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