i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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