That's intense
Welp...herpes.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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