Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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