awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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