Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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