ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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