Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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