bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Randomize
