I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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