I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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