is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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