You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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