the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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