Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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