idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Me too!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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