I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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