I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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