Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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