I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
