She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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