who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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