he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
