i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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