Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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