It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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