Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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