She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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