so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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