if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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