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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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