You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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