By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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