what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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