ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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