someone get that fucking seahorse.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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