sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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