They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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